Global Helper Gifts

"We know you're thirsty, but how about we build you a nice building first?"

Empty footprints of aid organisations

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

'Yup! Lots to give, not much to lose!'

Cuba has sent 165 doctors to africa to fight Ebola.

"Seems another philanthropist has beaten us here."

Doctors in poor communities of Latin America

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Just Stop Boil

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Population rocket

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

"They were built during a pandemic."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

Orator translates in many languages.

'How are you doing on your side?'

'For a raise you must apply in person to our Bombay office...'

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

Developers at small African village.

China Reopens its Borders

'Untapped world markets.'

Europe

"How many members of the contingent workforce will be coming to the company party?"

Climate Change Hopscotch

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.

'But enough about the dollar . . . lets talk about the Chinese Yuan and Indian Rupee . . . '

'You drive a Japanese car, drink French wine, eat Chinese food, own an American computer, buy Canadian lumber and vacation in Mexico. How can you be AGAINST free trade?!'

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.