Global Competition Mugs

'We are not going to catch up with China or India like that - are we Murgatroyd?'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Robot Parts $5

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Rage.

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

The rocket powered skiier

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

10 K Tail-Chase

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Ratminton

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

The Alpha Seltzer

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

European currency on the edge.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Eat my dust!"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Do you want to win the game or my business?