Global Commuter Pillows

What Europeans really think: 'Why waste fuel on transatlantic flights? Drill a hole to Jersey city.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Packed like sardines

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Is Driving Doomed?

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Commutobile

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Monday: Next 7 exits.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Would you like a push Dear?'

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

Business Duck

'Do you have 4G up here?'

A white collar cow.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Running Latte

Jungle Taxi