Global Banker Gifts

'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''!

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Ever Given

Overdraft limit.

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

'Discipline for the PIIGS.'

"Good God! Has the dollar fallen that far?"

Export

'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

The Tobin Tax.

Toys - Business Model.

Climate Crisis and the Banks

"How can our Russian affiliate be losing money? I thought that country was out of the red."

Paul Wolfowitz.

'Tell me more about the obscene bonus package.'

Institutions Controlling Money

TTIP

Euro Discobolus

'It's the NEW Chinese Stock Market Report.'

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'Fortunately our generation won't have to pay the huge debt. Our grandchildren will.'

"What they lose on the swings we gain on the roundabouts."