Global Awareness Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Unstable weather.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

National Everything Awareness Day

Just Stop Boil

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Population rocket

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

Neutral Man.

Zika global alert

A divided world.

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

Think globally. Act locally.

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

Climate Change Hopscotch

Sorry but It Really Is Too Late to Save the World

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

'Hey - enlighten up!'

Peace Negotiator now available for Weddings, Funerals, Christenings, Barmitzvah

Lovebird and the Song Birds

"We're here for the climate change summit."

"You've found the formula for eternal world peace that makes all armies superfluous? Sorry, I've got to shoot you."

'Why missionary-themed!restaurants 'usually fail.'

Sign on shop: Headquarters: 'Business People for Peace'. Man walks out of shop wearing t-shirt with slogan 'Make money not war'.

'Have a tequila - have a tequila!'

Cuba open to foreign investment

How to stop conflicts? Stop living.

"It's Friday, Steve - have a donut!"

'Just look on the positive side Mr. President - you've single-handedly united the world!!'

"Well, there goes the neighborhood."

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

Disaster relief - the experts arrive.

All the People of the World See the Same Moon.

'The burden I can bear, but the constant rotation makes me dizzy.'

Global Waste?