Glass Slipper Collector Prints

"My fairy godmother didn't warn me about running in slippers made of glass."

'Fetch.'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Robot Jogger

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"I'm down here, Mona. That's your slipper."

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Are those my slippers?!"

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Optician and the PI.

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"Not until you fetch the other one."

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."