Glass Slipper Collector Prints

'Fetch.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"Would you like to try them out?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'Best to keep downwind.'

"I'm down here, Mona. That's your slipper."

"Are those my slippers?!"

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

Optician and the PI.

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

"Not until you fetch the other one."

'He's been shot!'