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'Whoa! Half empty! Definitely half empty!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Oligarchy

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

What's normal?

Scarcity

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

Dialogue

The economy.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

I'm not making enough money to like you.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"Now that's a win."