"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "
Glass-half-empty Enthusiast Prints
Decorate with prints that embrace the glass-half-empty mindset, featuring humorous and thought-provoking artwork that suits their unique way of seeing the world.
When pessimists live the dream.
Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.
The Three Kinds of People
"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."
A giant glass of red wine
'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'
Bitter End
"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"
"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"
'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'
"My glass is half empty"
'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'
1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.
"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."
'I think the main reason you see the glass as half full and we see the glass as half empty is because you've been drinking.'
'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!'
"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."
Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist
2017 glass half full
Optimistic Paranoia.
"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"
'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'
"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"
"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."
'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'
Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.
An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.
Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist
Hope for the New Year
'You could say I'm a pessimist. The glass isn't just half-empty, it's not even what I wanted to drink in the first place.'
How Gerald keeps going
'To you, it's half empty. But to me, it's half full!'
The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."
'I may be lying in the gutter but I'm looking up at the...WILL SOMEONE TURN ME OVER?'
Glass-half-empty Enthusiast Prints Collection
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