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"Well, then, it's unanimous."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'What do you say, gentlemen - ready for some girltalk?'

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"I can only discuss salary and benefits. You'll have to analyze the babe situation yourself."

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

"We need a leader who is not afraid to dream incremental dreams."

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"No, I'm not daughter - I'm V.W."

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

Nuns - "I hit the stained glass ceiling."

"But my dear, we don't pay you less because you're a woman, we pay you less because we're men!"

'...and congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling.'

Women Business Leaders of Tomorrow Right Now

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"

Female Boss 6

I'm Wendy Shular substituting for Lena Peabody who busted the glass ceiling...

What's this, Ms. Newborn, another of your little 'glass ceiling' protests?

'This scar is from the time my mentor pulled me up through the glass ceiling.'

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

"It's kind of you to say that I am one in a million. Actually, as a CEO of a large multinational corporation, I am more accurately one in twenty million."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"Well I did consider a career as a 'nursie'...but then I opted for the more rewarding option of specialising in particle physics and nanotechnology."

"This is Sue, she's carved out a unique career for herself here!"

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

"I mean why make a big deal about a woman being in a top job."

"Why would anyone question her abilities..."

Success, success, success.

"The business woman's lunch, madam? It costs the same as the business man's but there's less of it."

Hillary and the feminine scepter

"How could I have problems with female managers? I've got a wife and two daughters!"

Gender Role

"Any more sexist remarks and you'll be polishing my secretary's glass ceiling."

"We don't have a businessman's lunch, sir. Would you like to try the businesswoman's lunch?"

"I came up through the ranks."