Glamour Mugs

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'I've been glamped!'

How the other half live.

Do you think I'm sixty?

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

A day at the races

Ladies

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

JET (Part I)

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

Oscars

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

Peter Lorre caricature

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

'I want to be yummy mummified.'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

'Quick, wardrobe malfunction!'

"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."

"Of course, you'll have to be on the qui vive during the blackouts."

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"