Glamour Admirer Mugs

'I had fun tonight, but to be honest, I'm looking for someone a little more rich and famous.'

Antonio Banderas

The rock caricature

Diamond outfits

Ladies

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Do you think I'm sixty?

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Love Birds love just being together

Elton John

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Rita Hayworth caricature

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

Shirley MacLaine caricature

Candy Corn Dracula

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

Marilyn Monroe

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

Monica Bellucci

Liz Hurley

Al Pacino

Bar Refaeli

Romances

Ziggy Wombat

Liu Wen

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

Ronnie Wood

Martina Klein

He's given up being an internation man of mystery and global sex symbol as part of his new years resolutions.

While no one was looking, Wanda placed a decal with her name on it on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Joan Collins

"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."

Ines Sastre