Girl Power Pillows

"I'm getting a drink...do you need anything?"

Whatever

Businesswoman Empowerment

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Mod Kwan Doh

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

International Women's Day

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

Women Business Leaders of Tomorrow Right Now

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nurse or a secretary?"

Applications

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

A girl climbs a ladder of books

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'

'I enjoy the simple pleasures in life... A big office, a huge salary, firing people...'

"It's kind of you to say that I am one in a million. Actually, as a CEO of a large multinational corporation, I am more accurately one in twenty million."

'If waist size is so important, how come Lady liberty has a 37 foot waistline and everyone loves her?'

"So, Gracie, if you were a superhero, what powers would you have?"

"Oh yes, the stags fight and prance around to impress us, but in the end, we decide who we mate with: we have the power!"

'Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies, or are you a male chauvinist pig?'

Step out-- speak up

"Tech CEO, community leader, mother of two – she's both inspiring and demoralizing."

'As the head of the benevolent order of superior sisterhood, I'm going to lobby congress to end the scourge of stinky, booger-brained boys and put girls in charge of everything.'

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'