Girl/boyfriend Prints

'I think it's getting serious. They're wearing matching nose rings.'

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Gender Equality

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"What's a patent?"

International Women's Day

Demure lady with gloves

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"We've made great progress!"

LAY ZEE FUK

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".