Gingerbread House Builder Mugs

"I can't cope with these kids; they're eating me out of house and home!"

Cake Free Zone

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Hansel and Gretal

'The roof needs icing.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

Building a gingerbread house

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

Diet Sugar House.

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

'Nice model but it will also entice every deer in the forest.'

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"I remember when this was all forest..."

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'