Ginger Enthusiasts Pillows

'Is it because I'm ginger?'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Storm in a magic lamp.

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

'It's more festive-looking!'

"Hard day at the office Dear? You're swigging the Balsamic Vinegar."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"For the missus or yourself?"

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Ginger hair

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

"I wish I could give you a pay rise, a bonus, and an extra week of vacation, but..."

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

"I'll see if we have some Ginger Ale."