Gilligan's Isle Fan Mugs

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Drummer

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Koko pleads with the Mikado

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Blue Dress

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Nanki Poo

Sailor boy

"So, how's your other half?"

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

Pirate King

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

Three Little Maids from School, The Mikado

Yum Yum

Lady Anglea

Sir Mervyn Murgatroyd

Blue dress

St. Patrick's Day

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

King Gama

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

Pirate King

Nanki Poo

Pirates of Penzance

"This is a good time to be a fish."

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."