Gift Whisperer Mugs

I know it's silly, but he just loves playing Secret Santa.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Cry babies.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

Mother Nature

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

"He's such a fussy eater."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

'I'm not too sure about that.'

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

Opening the door to new customers

Children's education

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'