Gift Mastermind Mugs

'This is your list for Santa?? A corvette? A 50' TV?. . . If you don't become an ambulance chasing lawyer. . . you've missed your calling.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

wealth investment

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Dept. of the Treasury

Man and brain

The United States' economy deflating.

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

'Our problem is, we do more blamestorming than brainstorming.'

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"Now, where was I? Oh yeah - interest rates..."

Digital Marketing

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

Bike Wash