Gift For Pet Owner Pillows

"My master has trouble making a decision."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Bad dog."

Dog wearing a cone

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

It is said over the years dogs and dog owners start looking alike

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

'Who's best friend are you?'

"Elinor, honey, isn't Mr. Stripes pretty? He just had his shots."

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

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After Hours in the Pet Shop.

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

"That's its scratching post? I have to see this cat!"

Cat Sharpens Claws in Preparation of the New Sofa.

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

Pet bird on a lead.

Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.

Dog in basket

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

'I can talk to animals.'

Be a friend.

'My dog is worried about the economy because dog food is up to 50p a can... that's about £3.50 in dog money!'

Pet Shop - Parrot... Good Talker, Well Up On The Contempary Scene

Man trying to find the lock in the dark until dog switches on collar light.

No milk for Santa Claus

'Looking back, maybe I shouldn't have called you 'Flash'. It just seems sarcastic now.'

'Do you think he likes his new home?'

"I'm looking for something special that says 'Meow.'"

"Why don't you use your litter box?"