Gift For A Partner Gifts

"He's great at keeping our litter box clean. I just wish he would do the same with his computer."

'Chewing cud, Steven? Well, I hope you brought enough for the whole class!'

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

'I have here a virus so deadly it could destroy the world...Oh, darn that cat!'

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

"You got this, Nana."

Mrs Cat waiting for Mr Cat coming home late.

'I couldn't afford flowers, but I got a really good deal on Kenny G.'

'It's almost as if you haven't heard a single word I've thought.'

A pony's eyes will tell you a great deal about his character.

"The post-season coverage ended yesterday. This is the pre-season coverage."

"Oh no! It's an ear! Didn't Vincent get the list?"

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

He loved a sea very much

'You've been smarting off a lot lately -- Have you been fooling around with that 'Tree of Knowledge'?'

Computer Side of Marriage.

'At least he made eye contact this time.'

"I told you if you wanted that fur coat sacrifices would have to be made."

Irreconcilable Differences.

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

Out of Ardor.

"Oh shoot. That reminds me, I need to buy a valentine."

'...and can I get my money back if it doesn't turn him on?'

"...I then had major surgery on my neck and I've really never looked back since!"