Gift Exchange Aficionado Prints

Man returning Christmas tree after Christmas is over.

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

'Could you please gift wrap my exchange gift?'

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

US dollar rising and falling.

Labrador Non-retriever

CEO.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

'It's my stool sample.'

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

December 24th and the December 26th.

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'You remembered our anniversary!'

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."

The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.

I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?

'Yes, son, it's the thought that counts. But I've found it helps if it's an expensive thought.'

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

"The new year is an excellent time to celebrate new beginnings by exchanging gifts with those you love."

Mr James

December 26th . . . The Returns

'I agree the whole thing is crass and commercial but I still expect something huge and expensive.'