Gift Exchange Aficionado Prints

Man returning Christmas tree after Christmas is over.

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

'Could you please gift wrap my exchange gift?'

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

Labrador Non-retriever

CEO.

US dollar rising and falling.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

The Re-Giving Tree

"Read the card! Read the card!"

Christmas Dwarves

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'It's my stool sample.'

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

December 24th and the December 26th.

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'Eric, who gave me a handmade bookmark for Christmas, gets a 62 percent on the midterm. Ann gave me a mug. She gets a 71. Gina gave me a weekend for two in Vienna. She scored a 98!'

'You remembered our anniversary!'

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."

The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.

I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?

'Yes, son, it's the thought that counts. But I've found it helps if it's an expensive thought.'

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

"The new year is an excellent time to celebrate new beginnings by exchanging gifts with those you love."

'I agree the whole thing is crass and commercial but I still expect something huge and expensive.'