Giant Seatsmith Prints

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

D.I.Y

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

Nice custom job, Bill!

'These are great seats, Kenny'

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

" know a bargain when I see one!"

"Goliath? We want you to defeat a tech giant."

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

"Well, you're not what we ordered, either."

'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

David and Goliath

"Hey! Who's this little guy?"

'I think I can...'

"We'll alternate the windbags with the hard-of-hearing."

'Darling, what do you think? Our baby's learnt to tie his shoelaces!'

'Be honest... Did you use my deodorant?'

'It's a stressful time for him every year, he really worries about getting the numbers spot on!'

Caveman and the wheel.

'We hope you don't mind, David is particular about his lumbar support.'

Gravestones.

"Forget prostrate trouble...I may not make it through my wife's menopause!"

"... So, let me get this straight. You want to offer your 'goose that lays golden eggs' as collateral on a £250 loan?"

Gulliver stepping on Lilliputians.

'It's just the plumber!'