Giant Lore Explorer Prints

"I mean - how big can this Goliath guy be?"

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Warrior Woman

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Rocket.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'Take me to your feeder,'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

Desert Planet

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

Astronaut plants flag and deflates the moon.

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

Recalculating!

"I have eight spirits coming through."

"This guilt complex is killing me!"

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Astronaut

"Say, Homer - Enough reciting. Learn how to write, already."

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

"But wait, there's more."