Giant Dog Enthusiast Mugs

"Is your dog friendly?"

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

"Good boy, Clifford."

'That's what I said! My car was hit by this dog!'

Man with giant dog has a giant poop bag.

"Someday, when he ignores you, you'll really like him!"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"I'll walk, you shovel."

'YOU try telling him!'

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'Remember, Doctor, when he was a puppy and you said he'd outgrow it?'

VETERINARIAN, 'He's lost his appetite,'

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

VETERINARIAN, 'He's lost his appetite.'

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

"Growth spurt?"

'This can't be good.'

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."

A Great Dane in the throes of furious activity.

'Face it, Herbert. You're not a lap dog!'

OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?

'You can either take my 'NO' for an answer, or. . .'

'I want her spayed!'

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

Strong Dog

'Marmaduke understands it differently than most dogs when you tell him to 'stay'.'

'Louder, Doctor! I can't make out what you're saying.'