Giant Ape Fan Mugs

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

A Giant at the Airport.

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'Okay, I give up. What's big and black and hairy all over?'

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

Le Roi Kong

"And how long have you had this fear of heights?"

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Well, you're not what we ordered, either."

'Get my lawyer on the phone. This is not the way you treat a celebrity.'

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

"That's progress for you. When I was a boy it was always the Cheetahs that were the fastest land mammals."

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

King Kong goes nine-to-five.

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

The St. Bernard mastiff. A happy dog - rather!

Godzilla has a traffic light caught in his toes.

"It's not you, it's me."

Deodorant for King Kong