Ghoul Gamer Prints

'Oh, come on. We just need one more body. Please die.'

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Halloween Selfie

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

God playing with dolls.

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

Atlas holds up a football.

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Blood bank robbery...you?"

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Cemetery Pie"

'Do you have it in black?'

"We suck at this."

The Terror Of Folkenstein

Early Goths.

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"

"It's OK, but I thought an Xbox would be something I could climb into."

"You think you're so cool with your stretched ears, but I can see through you."

"Just because you don't die doesn't mean your phone battery doesn't. You actually have to charge it."

Overweight child playing virtual hopscotch on console

Buttons on air conditioning that read 'cool', 'cooler' and 'totally cool'.

Alice in Wonderland: Flamingo Croquet.

"Look honey, he's rebelling."