Ghostly Humor Aficionados Prints

"Tan O'Clock Salon. Your key to maintaining a healthy afterglow in the afterlife."

"We're not the type of ghosts he's afraid of. It's ghosting from the person he met on that dating site that he's afraid of."

"Here we are."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"You shouldn't be here. Your dead - and don't have an appointment."

Death Takes A Time-Share

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

"Is everything ok? You've hardly said 'Boo' all evening."

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

'I just love this new ring tone.'

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

"And how would you like your steak?" "Cremated."

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

What Vampires and Snowmen have in Common

'Man, can't find the keys again! Now do you think these things would come with a light? No, that would make too much sense!'

'They no longer award retirees with a gold watch, so I got the time-clock!'

In later years, the grim spectre continued to haunt Linus.

Meanwhile, in a haunted Chicken coop....

'How could cute hurt so much?'

Transylvanian Athletics.

Frankenstein's Labradoodle

"What is that creepy sound?" "Don't worry. It's just the ghost of the old dishwasher."

Vampire eating a 'Clot Noodle'.

'Wow, what a photobomb!'

"I begged you not to drink all that blood. Now you'll just have to hold it in until sunset."

"What should I use for our scream name?"

Fangs ain't what they use to be.

"Cheer up! Tomorrow's the solstice, and the days will be getting longer."

Dracula vs the snooz bitton!