Ghost Hunting Gourmets Pillows

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Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

Lost Property - Missing Head

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

French bread

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"These ghost hunting shows are so fake. None of the ghosts even wear sheets."

Youtube ghost videos...

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

"I have grave news."

Having a poltergeist is actually quite handy..!

"If only you knew. . ."

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

Eating the Cocktail Olive

The Paranormal Society...

"The spooky meow noise."

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

Frank and Ernest Ghost Hunters. The spirit just pinched my backside! You were "polter-goosed"!