Ghost Fan Prints

Saaaaaay, you're kind of old to be trick or treating aren't you?

Gingerbread House out of Candy.

Monster Roller Coaster

Ghost carriage.

'Ghost sex.'

"Well, like they say. . . keep you friends close, and your entities closer!"

No Guts. No Gory

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Broomstick crash.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Devi's brew?"

Zombie pet tricks.

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Halloween Selfie

Monster Self-Help

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'