Ghost Fan Prints

Saaaaaay, you're kind of old to be trick or treating aren't you?

Monster Roller Coaster

Ghost carriage.

'Ghost sex.'

"Well, like they say. . . keep you friends close, and your entities closer!"

No Guts. No Gory

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Broomstick crash.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"Devi's brew?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Zombie pet tricks.

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

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"Do I have to go out again!?"

Beware of the Cat.

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"We should start wearing masks."

Halloween Selfie

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."