Getting A Tax Refund Mugs

Tax man presenting a gift.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

Flat tax - equal burden?

The transparent safe box of Panama

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

Panama Papers Scandal

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

"Everybody's impressed with how you can shred incriminating documents into one long strand."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

I've found a loophole in your loophole

'...And do you John take Jennifer to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, to write off on your taxes?'

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

The IRS emptied my pouch.

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'