Getting A Summer Job T-Shirts

'I got a job.'

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

'Best to keep downwind.'

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

End of summer fantasy vs. end of summer reality.

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

"Mom, I got the job!"

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

Shrink's Summer Job

'Guaranteed! By the end of the summer he'll be so self-reliant that you can cancel his allowance.'

'Good morning, Mr. Miller. I'll cut your grass for ten dollars.'

'Heyyy, you're hired! Want a peanut?'

Son hacks into computer to get a job

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

'The kidney shape was a cool idea. Reminds us what you sold to pay for it.'

Santa advertising for Elvis.

"Yes, we can get you summer work, Mr. Claus...even at 1,700 years old we don't age discriminate."

'Aah! I didn't see you come in Mr. Brown - well done! You can start Monday!'

"So you work as Fluffy Biffy, the J-Mart Rooster People-Greeter?"

"Excuse me, are you hiring for the summer?"

'Play your cards right Kiddo, in 20 years you too can become Boogie Burger management material!'

Pelican Summer Jobs

"Oh man! It's the prettiest girl in school! She can't see I work here!"

"So they wanted the bathroom?"

"Look! My first paycheck from my summer job!"

What people think teachers do all summer...What teachers really do all summer.

I want to go to the same camp all my friends go. Let's see. "Boys enjoy hours of traditional all-American fun. Plus our schedule fits the needs of the modern family." Like what? Keeping him out of trouble while we go to work. Fun isn't free!

'There they go...mentally shredding.'