Getting A Physical Examination Mugs

'Are you taking a calcium supplement?'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Well, well, well...'

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

'Who wants to be examined first?'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

Medical Examinations.

"I try to 'go with the flow' doc, but my prostate is an unwilling participant!"

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"You've got bunions, hammertoes and plantar fasciitis. Bad feet must run in your family." "Nobody runs in my family."

"I didn't even get a balloon."

"Tell me again how well your low sodium diet is going."

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

'Try not to think about your car-parking charges.'

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

'Wait! Let me clip my nails first.'

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Medical Exam

"The doctor will see you now, warts and all."

"Good news. You're not ready for a kick-the-bucket list."