
'Call for back-up.'
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'Call for back-up.'
"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."
'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'
'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'
"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."
I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.
"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."
"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."
'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'
'He licked all my tongue depressors.'
"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"
"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."
"I haven't lost any weight after two weeks of dieting, but my hair's getting thinner."
'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'
'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'
'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'
"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."
Turn your head and laugh.
"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."
"The cape comes off too."
"I try to 'go with the flow' doc, but my prostate is an unwilling participant!"
"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"
'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'
'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'
'The needle was THIS big!'
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'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'
'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'
"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"
"You're flying a little bit right now, aren't you?"
"You've got bunions, hammertoes and plantar fasciitis. Bad feet must run in your family." "Nobody runs in my family."
"Take up some light exercise or a sporting activity - as a football perhaps."
"I didn't even get a balloon."
"Good news, Mr. Pickett—it's just a slow leak."
"Good for you for getting your mammogram."
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