Getting A Cast Removed Mugs

"I got it in the sales."

Toadstools

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Fish talking about fisherman

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Which part are you reading for?"

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

"Well, you're certainly on our short list."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Casting in the swamp.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

'You're just not right for Naked Ninja Nuns...you can act!'

'You say you've been hibernating in Alaska for the past 25 years. Do you think you can drive an SUV up the side of a mountain?'

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

Orthopaedist

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'To be, or not to be? I'm, like, WHATEVER ...'

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

Casting Wildlife Films.

"What else have I seen you in?"

Man notices that all the children hoping to play Tiny Tim in A Christmas Carol are obese.

'5000 sparrows, 3000 crows, 800 swallows, 150 robins and two lovebirds... Yes Mr Hitchcock, that can be arranged...'

'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'

'Daddy Daddy, guess what: I'll play the Unicorn in the school play!'

"I'm sorry, but you're so iconic to Western movies that of course, you can't avoid being typecast..."