Get Rich Hopefuls Mugs

"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a rich celebrity!"

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

'My fortune says 'you can't be too thin, or too rich, or have too much computer memory'.'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

"That's the shoestring I started with. It was tied around 100 million dollars worth of stocks and bonds."

'Dang.'

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

'Our stock has been going up all week. What are we doing right?'

'I don't want to be president when I grow up - but I'd like to have enough money to run.'

Bank as a money tree

I know it's unfashionable to say this...but money actually makes me very happy.

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

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'It's a rags-to- riches story. You should take the company tour.'

'There is no million dollar inheritance, just a lottery ticket for each of you.'

'Yes, well we all like money'

'What shall I do with these old books of yours? '

'All those years you struggled financially, I stood by you. It's my turn for a little piece of the pie.'

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