Gerrymandering Guru Pillows

Add a touch of political humor to their space with our gerrymandering guru pillows. Cozy, fun, and clever, these cushions are ideal for anyone who enjoys blending comfort with commentary.

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"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before." mockup

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

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"Nation-building never works."

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Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!' mockup

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

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"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12." mockup

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

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Israel/Palestine Conflict

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US and the EU

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Trump Poutine

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"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!" mockup

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

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Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders mockup

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

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Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

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'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

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"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

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"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out." mockup

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

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'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.' mockup

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

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"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered." mockup

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

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"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

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Vanna White: The Later Years.

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Input From The Front Office

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"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

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