Germophobic Giggler Prints

'The bad news about your bacteria infection is that you are now part of the food chain.'

'Gesundheit! You must have an uncommon cold.'

'Jesus, when was the last time this kid changed his underwear.'

"I just talked to Grunzman on the phone when he called in sick...I fear he really has got something very, very highly contagious!"

"I guess they're short-staffed."

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"Gesundheit!"

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

"Rex doesn't shake. He's a bit of a germaphobe."

Confined by Coronavirus

Hand Sanitizer: Please Be Considerate To Your Fellow Evolvers

'M.R.S.A'

"My Dad has just come out of hospital."

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"We're well known for our freshly cooked food. Your order will be ready in a few minutes, Madame."

Hazmat suit

Remember to wash your hands: "...but not compulsively."

"I have as many organisms on my tongue as she has in her probiotic, so why won't she let me lick her face."

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

Handy chart

Hand-Made Chocolates - Chef blowing nose.

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

Psychiatry. It's funny. You're a germaphobe and the last patient on that couch has a phobia about soap!

My eyes! That's hand sanitizer. Welcome to the 2020 season.

'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?'

'What seems to be the problem?'

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."

'Gesundheit.'