Germfighter Mugs

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

COVID 19

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Flu vaccine.

Hand sanitizer

The new global mantra flag for the future

"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Frontline health workers

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

This might take a while

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

'Ready or not, here I come!'

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

"Ever killed a man?"

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"This feels so familiar."

"Now get out."

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

"Did you wash your hands?"

'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'

Trick or Treatment.

Contagious Diseases.

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."

'New normal' family life

Medicine.

Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.