Germaphobe Champion T-Shirts

Soap and water against Covid

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

'Not too close Jessie, Daddy's caught a cold.' (A father catches a cold in a blanket and is struggling with it).

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

The new normal

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Wash your hands

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Soap Versus Coronavirus

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

'We've got a new DNA database...'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

"Aways the victim."

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

Caveman bathroom

'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."