German Politics Pillows

Angela Merkel

Helmut Schmidt

EU and the Departure of Angela Merkel

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"You're fired."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Occu-Pie Mars

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

UK border controls relaxed.

Neo-International Law

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Oligarchy

'If only every year was an election year.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Meet the Enemy

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

Trump Poutine

Turkish Democracy

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Laughingstock

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

G7 Summit Concern

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.