German Politics Observer Mugs

Goodbye Merkel

Schengen

"That one shows our office cliques."

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

State Budget.

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

US strike on Syria.

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

Tony Blair

More Money for Greece.

Charles P. Muckenspucker - Mission Creep.

'Why don't you try Luxembourg? -- I'll bet you could conquer THAT!'

'It's 10 P.M. do you know who's in charge of Egypt - the Muslim Brotherhood or the military?'

"It was just a little setback - but the boss had away of making seem much larger."

Boris Johnson lies his way out of trouble

'Oh, I worked hard on solutions for a time but finally realized I was cut out to be part of the problem.'

National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence.

Facebook in Crisis

"It's not your imagination. You are seeing Nixon everywhere."