German Politics Geek Gifts

Out of date

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

"America’s leaders since 1980"

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

Ukraine Crisis

"We've been cancelled."

Kim-Putin Summit

Pollster

"We expect Putin any minute now..."

"We offer higher pay if you're willing to work at one of our offices that's in range of a North Korean ICBM."

"Europe has learned...yeah, this time we don't need a war to destroy ourselves!"

Barak Obama on the Globe

"Gentlemen! Don't touch anything!"

The Syrian Knot

Why is there a problem with the EU's independence?

"First the artillery softens them up. Then the armored division moves in, followed by the infantry. And remember: we're dealing with hardened asylum seekers."

Development in Russia after the Soviet Union...

'China's on the phone, Mr. President -- they say you're overdrawn.'

William Hague as a punk.

Donald Trump Kissing Russian Flag While Farting At American Flag

"Chancellor Merkel just finished her meeting with President Putin, now she urgently needs a shower. Please call again in about five hours."

Elections in German - If 'The Greens' come to power. . .

"Hello!... Putin..."

World Food Supply Impacted By Ukraine War

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

EU and the Departure of Angela Merkel

Saddam says 'I challenge you ...George W Bush to a debate...in English' - Bush replies ' ...now I know how cruel & evil you really are.'

Trump as Vladimir Putin's trained monkey.

US abandons it's role as the world's cop.

Russia Attempts to Woo Italy from the Triple Alliance

IRS. Can I check off a dollar to be used against candidates for public office?

Lettuce referendum: "I voted romaine."