German Literature Aficionado Prints

Franz Kafka

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Blue Stockings

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

German Expressionist Breakfast

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

John Bunyan

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Iliadette.

Don Quixote

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Stephen Spender.

"Oh, this old thing?"

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Sue the Author 3PM

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Gunter Grass

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

It was the best of times, it was the wasrtn blanfil trmsl... It was the bnarfy foodel pook. Arghh! Darn reader's block.

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."