German History Mugs

'Dropping the Pilot'-the Fall of Bismarck

Count Von Moltke.

"Hitler's first name? I think it was 'Heil' Miss."

Friedrich Nietzsche

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"You're fired."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

The Anti-Agent

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Remote control pirate bully

Gender Equality

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

At the Museum

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Great Chinese Dynasties

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"What's a patent?"