Germ Guardian Prints

'I think we should get flu shots this year.'

Swine flu hygiene.

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

Trick or Treatment.

Doctor's sign: There are a lot of ailments going around. Don't sit close to each other.

"What's the protocol here? Shake hands, then sanitize, or sanitize, then shake?"

The new global mantra flag for the future

"Spread the gospel, not germs. Wash your hands!"

"What have you been up to lately?"

Wash your hands

"Someone sneezed without covering their mouth."

"I'm not taking any chances!"

Hand Sanitizer

Hand Sanitizer in Restaurant

"I've washed my hands so much, I have 'dishwater hands'!"

The dark side of hand santizer

This might take a while

Ebola Clinic

"Tag - you have measles!"

"Your 10 o'clock appointment is here...and he appears to have the flu!"

'Jacob sneezed!'

"Listen, you're perfectly safe - it's only a slight cold."

Greetings. I've been drafted into the antibodies.

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

"I like a man with a good, firm elbow bump."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

The Zoo.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Tommy!"

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.