Geriatricians Prints

Elderly lady about elderly man: 'We met in ICU. We had a rheumatic encounter.'

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"On the bright side, you are embracing aging magnificently."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"I don't know who you are!"

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

'What's holding him up?'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"Careful."

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

'As a matter of fact, I have the heart of a 30-year-old woman.'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'