Geopolitical Jokesters Gifts

Russian boycott 'Nyetflix'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

What Could Go Wrong?

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

The first transatlantic communication.

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

"What! You say French-Canadians call Fries with melted cheese curds and gravy Poutine!?"

'Mr. Putin, annexation of Crimea was nice, but wouldn't Ukraine, Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia also be nice addictions to your Empire?'

Nuclear lineup

A day at the UN.

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

'I know you're tired of hearing the same old political cliches, but I believe in recycling.'

"No matter who I vote for, Tia Carmen always votes for the other guy. That means my candidate gets two votes!"

"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."

'You'll notice a radically new approach to our policy on Iran.'

How do bright women get pregnant?

Oy Vey...

Missiletoe

No Country Has Interefered with Other Countries' Elections More Than the US. Why Should Anyone Listen to Our Complaints About Russia?

'Oh, that...sure I'd like to take a fling at that and then quit'

Korean Cuisine: Sorry our fortune cookies offer no solutions for the north Korean missile problem.

Two weeks ago: Hear ye, all you tweeting, blogging, Facebooking, Instagramming caf

150th Anniversary Civil War Reenactment. We're not big history buffs --- We just like saying "sesquicentennial"!

Ca you find Pompeo on a map?

"I'd like to meet Rocketman at the DMZ and dance Gangnam style."

Night Deposit.

Still Here?

'Gerald won't light the fire in case someone unleashes a heat seeking missile'.

Pull My Finger.

"Scary babies"

"The president's sending heavy weapons to Europe to counter Russia. Do you know what this means?"

Russia and Europe

Japanese scientists say ' We believe these upgraded patriot missiles are so smart they can speak Korean fluently & disarm a Nodong in midair!'