Geopolitical Jokesters Gifts

Russian boycott 'Nyetflix'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

"What! You say French-Canadians call Fries with melted cheese curds and gravy Poutine!?"

'Mr. Putin, annexation of Crimea was nice, but wouldn't Ukraine, Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia also be nice addictions to your Empire?'

Nuclear lineup

A day at the UN.

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

'I know you're tired of hearing the same old political cliches, but I believe in recycling.'

How do bright women get pregnant?

'You'll notice a radically new approach to our policy on Iran.'

"No matter who I vote for, Tia Carmen always votes for the other guy. That means my candidate gets two votes!"

"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."

Oy Vey...

Missiletoe

'Oh, that...sure I'd like to take a fling at that and then quit'

Korean Cuisine: Sorry our fortune cookies offer no solutions for the north Korean missile problem.

Pull My Finger.

Night Deposit.

'Gerald won't light the fire in case someone unleashes a heat seeking missile'.

"I'd like to meet Rocketman at the DMZ and dance Gangnam style."

Ca you find Pompeo on a map?

"Scary babies"

"The president's sending heavy weapons to Europe to counter Russia. Do you know what this means?"

Russia and Europe

Japanese scientists say ' We believe these upgraded patriot missiles are so smart they can speak Korean fluently & disarm a Nodong in midair!'