Geopolitical Aficionado Gifts

Donald Trump Polishing Vladimir Putin's Boots

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."

ISIS, Full-Fledged Nation-State

'Mr. Annan? I know a guy I would accept as a weapons inspector!'

Benjamin Netanyahu and Israeli settlements.

'...and another thing, Holy Father, do we call them the 'Falklands' or the 'Malvinas'?'

Why the West is really bothered with Afghanistan.

Eastern Mediterranean

Sanctions to the rescue

Sir Winston Churchill

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

E.U. Banking Union.

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

That's What Happens

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Two Ways out of Iraq.

"America’s leaders since 1980"

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

John F. Kennedy

Death to the Extremists

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

Trouble everywhere...

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

Legalish

"Beg for peace!"