Geometry Specialist Prints

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'C'mon get it straight.'

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Pi Ala Mode.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Snowmen Around The World...

Lemniskate

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"He gets easily abstracted."

'Maths is fun!'

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

Jewish Geometry

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Office Ergonomics.

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'

Hares looking at Euclid

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.