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Putin and Obama Fight Over Ukraine.
The True Cost of Russian Oil
The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options
A fight in the Boardroom.
"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."
'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'
"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"
USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe
After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.
"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."
'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'
"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."
Target your customer.
'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'
"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"
'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'
'What kind of a mission statement is that?'
'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'
Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"
Business Target
Game changing
"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."
'Don't look now, but I think we're being followed.'
'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'
"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."
'And this will be our strategic plan for the coming year.'
'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'
'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'
'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'
Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse
A new schoolmaster testing students on geography
Mike Flynn in Deep Trouble for Peacemongering While Warmongers Walk Free
"Beg for peace!"
Challenge and solution
'Sir, the company's had another successful month treading water.'
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